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from My life is average

mliaverage:

Today, I saw a man sprinting and screaming ‘Help!’ down a street in a busy suburb. Alarmed, I looked behind him to see if he was being chased. A few seconds later, I saw a goat running in the same direction. I stood there in amazement. MLIA

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ilovethese.

  • Jamie: Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, right?
  • Megan: No, he invented the cock-sucking dog machine.

from My life is average

mliaverage:

Today, I was stuck at a red light while it was raining. I looked in my mirror and saw that the windshield wipers of the car behind was the going to same speed as mine, but we were not in synch. I continued to turn off and on my wipers multiple times until they matched the car behind me. MLIA

I do this with blinkers.

“Passion’s overrated anyway.”

— Massive Attack

Intuition: The act or faculty of knowing or sensing without the use of rational processes; immediate cognition.

Not to be confused with faith: Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

I'm a grammar Nazi. Sorry. Not sorry.

I make obscure references to things about which nobody cares.


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