December 2009
1 post
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November 2009
1 post
mliaverage:
Today, I saw a man sprinting and screaming ‘Help!’ down a street in a busy suburb. Alarmed, I looked behind him to see if he was being chased. A few seconds later, I saw a goat running in the same direction. I stood there in amazement. MLIA
October 2009
1 post
September 2009
20 posts
Jamie: Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, right?
Megan: No, he invented the cock-sucking dog machine.
mliaverage:
Today, I was stuck at a red light while it was raining. I looked in my mirror and saw that the windshield wipers of the car behind was the going to same speed as mine, but we were not in synch. I continued to turn off and on my wipers multiple times until they matched the car behind me. MLIA
I do this with blinkers.
“Passion’s overrated anyway.”
– Massive Attack
Intuition: The act or faculty of knowing or...
Not to be confused with faith: Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.
I'm a grammar Nazi. Sorry. Not sorry.
I make obscure references to things about which...
I become irrationally excited by seemingly...
I will judge you on your taste in music.
There's something about pictures taken on film...
I should really stop stealing my friends' clothing...
This is becoming a problem.
This blog is officially becoming interesting.
I apologize.
cantbelievemyeyes:
onthewing:
This is what I want for myself.
I want to actually be motivated. I want to wake up in the morning, and be willing to get out of bed and do what I have to do. I don’t want to be okay with just sitting around anymore. I want to focus. Why is that so hard for me?
this feeling will pass.
Frank's hair is short, brown, and boring, much...
10235.) It's raining here, and I can't help but...
(via blogsecret)
I want to make some art out of this…
10325.) I like it how even though we've only...
(via blogsecret)
:)
9970.) Every day I wake up and do the same thing...
(via blogsecret)
mliaverage:
For the past few weeks, Facebook has been suggesting that I know someone with whom I share no mutual friends. It confused me greatly. Today, I met this person. I am now convinced Facebook can predict the future. It terrifies me. MLIA
THIS HAS HAPPENED!!! IT’S SO FUCKING WEIRD!!!
I think babies cry because they know what is ahead...
alltheseyounglions:
(via hospitalbeds)
August 2009
13 posts
WAKE UP AND FACE ME
where would we be without the melvins?
furthermore, where would we be without black flag?
NOWHEREEEEE
eating cinnamon toast crunch, surfing mastodon...
this is how i spend my saturday nights.
birds
some people get their eyes poked out by birds.
the honey is sweeter when you anger the bees.
7689.) I judge people by their taste in music. And...
(via blogsecret)
When reading this, I thought, “Huh, that sounds like me.” And then I realized that I probably wrote it… hahah.
SWEET JESUS CHRIST BUDDHA SATAN ALLMIGHTY
I AM HOMEEE
July 2009
196 posts
Will you do this?
patricc:
freakxxx:
thatjeffreykid:
freakxxx:
Take a screencap of your computer, RIGHT NOW.
Don’t exit out of your porn, don’t minimize your AIM window.
Just screencap.
I want to see what you guys look at.
Yes in a creepy way.
(:
http://i31.tinypic.com/2vmbot1.jpg
Thank you Jeffrey.
Hold onnn. Apaparently it takes forever for my screencap to upload since I have a 1440x900 monitor...
Dammit. Why won't you post my secret? It's been...
Maybe “I fucking hate doing laundry” doesn’t count as a secret worth posting.
I got an unused roll of film developed.
Silly me.
Hello.
I’m going to do this for just my iPod, ‘cause I share my iTunes library with other people.
How many songs total: 344 How many hours or days of music: 1.2 Days Sort by song title First Song: A. Frid Ohm/ B. Martin Eek - Irepress Last Song: 82588 - The Dillinger Escape Plan Sort by time Shortest Song: Useful Idiot- Tool Longest Song: Religion/Drugs- Bill Hicks Sort by album First...
pickles
me: how old are these pickles?
dad: i have no idea
me: have they gone bad?
dad: most definitely
me: mkay, i'm gonna throw them out
dad: why would you do that?
me: cause they've gone bad...?
dad: that's kind of the point, isn't it?